255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

A bad cold wouldn’t be so annoying if it weren’t for the advice of our friends.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously – the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.

I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.

It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation.

If capital and labor ever do get together it’s good night for the rest of us.

If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.

It’s the good loser who finally loses out.