255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed.

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.

Being an optimist after you’ve got everything you want doesn’t count.

Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can’t buzz any slower.

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done.

A sympathizer is a fellow that’s for you as long as it doesn’t cost anything.