255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.

Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where can can’t see either.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.

Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.

If there’s any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.

The man who says “I may be wrong, but – ” does not believe there can be any such possibility.

Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.

Don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking. – Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.