255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.

Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.

It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.

Another bad thing about “prosperity” is that you can’t jingle any money without being under suspicion.

Most parents don’t worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.

Where ignorance is bliss it’s foolish to borrow your neighbor’s newspaper.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny

The feller that brags about how cheap he heats his home always sees the first robin.