255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it.Â

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish

Distant relatives are the best kind; the further, the better.

The worst feature of a new baby is it's mother's singing.

A bee is never as busy at it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

No matter how much strong coffee we drink, almost any after dinner speech will counteract it.

The lavish and shameful use of money to gain political office wouldn't be so bad if the office ever got anything out of it.