255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

The evening of October 31 is Halloween or Nut Crack Night. It is clearly a relic of pagan times but it is still very popular. It is a night set apart for walking about for walking harmless pranks, such as placing the hotel omnibus on top of the Baptist church or plugging the milkman's pump.

A diplomat is a fellow that lets you do all the talking while gets what he wants.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do, it's something for the public.