255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

A loafer always has the correct time.

Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Getting talked about is one of the penalties.

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.