255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

It's the good loser who finally loses out.

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed