239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.