239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

Young people are the key to this election.

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

We were a country band with a social conscience.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.