239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

I see an issue I like, and I support it.

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!