239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

My wife thinks it should be put out a little bit further.

We invented Texas Hold 'em and we can't even play it here. But every state around us sure can.

We'll be on the ballot. I think the soul of Texas is riding on this campaign.

You all are heroes of mine, and I ain't got many heroes.

Whatever we're going to do, we're going to make it fun.

Every 150 years we have a revolution in Texas and this is it.

I've always said that this campaign is running on the coin of the spirit. I've also said a journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. This spiritual journey to the Governor's mansion is a long one, and we are going to need some help.

I've always thought that she was pretty spunky. I like her spirit.

This is a true moment in history. When we get on the ballot, we'll be making history.