239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

This is really happening. It isn't a dream, or maybe it is, but it's one long, long overdue.

They knew he was a confession machine who would confess to anything. That's what happened that started this long cycle that Max has gotten here.

It seems to me the governor has just discovered we have a border.

I'm a gambler, and now I'm betting on Texas,

In order to do this, we are gong to have to leave one governor behind. I don't see how the people who created the problem are going to fix it.

How sad for him to be hoping for a small turnout.

I believe now from the energy I'm seeing we're definitely going to get on the ballot. It's not going to be easy but we are going to do it.

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again

This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.