239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.

I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.