239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.

The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.