239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.

I have found that in this business, one of the most important things is sincerity. If you can fake that, you can do just about anything.

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit

The only thing wrong with Southern Baptists was they didn't hold them underwater long enough.

We went into Bennie`s, where Ratso bought all three newspapers: the Post, which I always read and Ratso hated, The New York Times, which Ratso loved and I didn't believe in, and the Daily News, which we both read to see if the Russians were attacking the Alamo yet.

I held the mescal up to the light and watched the worm slide across the bottom of the bottle.

When you have a cat you assume certain responsibilities that, in a spiritual sense, transcend those of a marital or a business relationship.

In April 1933, Willie's mother, Myrle, gave birth to him in a manger somewhere along the old highway between Waco & Dallas. There were angels in attendance that night. Some of them, no doubt, flying too close to the ground:

It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.