239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.

You’ve got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don’t think any of us should ever forget that.

Man’s ability to delude himself is infinite.

I’m going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you’re old enough to die in Iraq, you’re old enough to drink.

I’m not afraid to live. I’m not afraid to fail. I’m not afraid to succeed. I’m not afraid to fall in love. I’m not afraid to be alone. I’m just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for five minutes.

I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

I’m ready for anything. That’s probably why it never happens.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I’ll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

The folks in Mississippi are saying, ‘Thank God for Texas.’