239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

This is called “spiritual lifting.” It’s not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That’s a powerful position. The governor of Texas can’t do any heavy lifting really. It’s not that powerful a position.

I’ll tell you right now. I’m for prayer in school.

If you don’t love Jesus-go to hell!

A happy childhood is poor preparation for life.

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That’s very important in my life.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn’t hold ’em under long enough.

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK’s not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain’t a street.

Remember, I’m not running against Rick Perry; I’m running against apathy.

There’s a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979.