239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

We’re going to make that Lone Star shine again.

They probably would’ve taken Jesus if he hadn’t been nailed down.

An editor’s job is to take something great and make it good.

I don’t think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death’s little sister.

And I’ll tell you another thing, you won’t find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.

Finding a cat – or having a cat find you – can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.

The only thing wrong with Southern Baptists was they didn’t hold them underwater long enough.

I don’t see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.

I’m too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.