239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

It wasn’t a healthy attitude, but it wasn’t really a healthy world.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest.

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There’s always time to be humble later, once you’ve been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

My three favorite travel writers of all time are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, and Chuck Thompson. Smile When You’re Lying not only tells the truth about the travel-writing racket, it gets to the heart of some of the travel industry’s best-kept secrets.

You never marry the person you first see ‘Casablanca’ with.

Remember: Y’all is singular. All y’all is plural. All y’all’s is plural possessive.

We’ve had to be creative to get on the ballot.

I’m not for the parties. I’m for Texas.

I rarely meddled in the cat’s personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.