239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

I don’t believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he’ll have to bring his own gun.

We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning.

I am not anti-death penalty, but I’m damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

We’ve got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

I don’t apologize to people who try to intimidate.

If you’re patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it’ll usually be something you don’t like.

The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship.

You don’t accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.

I’ve achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.