239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

We’re all worm bait waiting to happen. It’s what you do while you wait that matters.

The system is not perfect. Until it’s perfect, let’s do away with the death penalty.

If you’re paranoid long enough, sooner or later you’re gonna be right.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you’re going to get in this lifetime.

I’ll sign anything except bad legislation.

I’m not pro-life, and I’m not pro-choice. I’m pro-football.

Like most of us, I determined that I’d rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

I’ve been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there’s one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.

All my adult life I’ve been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.