239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

I’d felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they’re not getting it.

Students don’t know who Mark Twain was because he wasn’t on the test.

My definition of an artist is anyone who’s ahead of his time and behind on his rent.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.