239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.

If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.

But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.