239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.