26 Quotes by Kira Jane Buxton

Also, my collection is growing. So far I have infiltrated four hundred homes and pillaged every sock I can find. I cannot explain my fascination with these delightful foot blankets, I can only tell you that it pleases me to carry them around while yowling like my fur is on fire.

I can’t complain. I’m living the good life. I’ve hunted and pillaged and fathered 130 kittens—that I know of—with twenty-six different mousers and none of this shit interferes with my sixteen hours of daily sleep. You can fuck off now. I have nothing more to say to you.

And everyone on earth knows if you have the respect of a cat it means your soul is worth being around.

There would be no more hot dog-eating contests or NASCAR or picnics in the park or Cheetos or America's Funniest Home Videos or revving truck engines or books or children laughing or fetch with a stick or i{hone updates or shopping or electrical jobs or songs or genius inventions or drunken dancing or Fireball whiskey or snow globes or wedding vows or ugly ties or Christmas hugs or...families

And within some amount of time that I can't be sure of because I still didn't really understand time and none of the clocks worked anymore, I got an answer.

Crows are harbingers of death and omens, good and bad, according to Big Jim according to Google. Midnight-winged tricksters associated with mystery, the occult, the unknown. The netherworld, wherever it is- Portland? We make people think of the deceased and super angsty poetry. Admittedly we don't help the cause when we happily dine on fish guts in a landfill, buy hey ho.

She had even run away from the Walkers several times. Sprinting down the never-ending path, confectionary pink tongue tasting the manure laden flavor of freedom, velvety ears streaming behind her, kicking up gravel in the face of propriety. Poodle-doodle-doo! she had cried, wild and free and obscenely beautiful, like a moonbeam with teeth. - Winnie the Poodle

A creature can be heartbreakingly powerful and loving while also being a destroyer of worlds.

Her name translated as “Survivor,” but she told me she didn’t like it much. I asked her why and she said because she is a female and all females are survivors so it was massively redundant.