89 Quotes by Kody Keplinger

I told you, I’m awesome at everything,” he teased, putting the PS3 controller on the floor between us. “That includes video games.”I watched as the character Wesley had been operating moved across the screen, doing some sort of odd victory dance. “Not fair,” I muttered. “Your sword was bigger than mine.”“My sword is bigger than everyone’s.

Slut, bitch, prude, tease, ditz. They were all the same. Every girl felt like one of those sexist labels described her at some point. So, maybe, every girl felt like the Duff, too?

Where are you going?” Wesley asked in a semi-sleepy voice.“Home.” I pulled on my jeans. “I’ve gotta take a shower and get ready for school.”He pushed himself up on one elbow to look at me. His hair was a mess, brown curls falling into his eyes and sticking up in the back. “You can shower here,” he offered. “I might even join you if you’re lucky.

There’s more to this amazing body than awe-inspiring abs. I have a pair of ears, too, and they happen to work superbly.

p.s.: I know you're rolling your eyes right now, but I don't care. Honestly, it's always kind of been a turn on.

Seriously, if the bastards cheat on you, then they don't deserve you anyway. If that's a legit fear, then you probably shouldn't be with them to begin with.

A lot of people would kill for my life, but I didn’t even consider that. I took it—and you—for granted. I’m so, so sorry for that

The people who call you names are just trying to make themselves feel better. They've fucked up too. You're not the only one.

Paper cuts are like battle scars for the academic...I, on the other hand, am best friends with Wikipedia.