38 Quotes by Kreayshawn

Honestly, if a girl’s wearing, like, a Gucci shirt with a Gucci belt and a purse and a visor, that’s not cute at all. You can’t get away with that – with me – but you can always sprinkle it in there with your own stuff, and it’s all good.

I am an artsy girl. It’s no secret that I am artsy, you know.

My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That’s hilarious.

I like Goodwill and the thrift stores. I don’t like going into a store and picking from a bunch of cute stuff that’s already been found. One of the best parts is finding it myself.

I had braces; I was lucky, ’cause I had some snaggle teeth. I always try and keep my retainer on me ’cause I’m paranoid about my teeth. It was run over by a car, so half of it’s missing, but it still works.

I’m not really concerned with trying to turn haters into believers.

I got the swag and it’s pumping out my ovaries.

I have always had stuff on the Internet. Way back in the Myspace days, I had a lot of friends on Myspace. And it is just all about, like, networking – contacting people and showing people, like, your mind.

I’m obsessed with horrible movies.