555 Quotes by Kresley Cole

Why would I draw the short straw?

Those swords are mine! Touch them and I’ll use ‘em to slice off your nut sack! For a coin purse!

Myst hasn't returned yet, But you know that, or else you'd both be naked and fornicating on the front lawn" "The night's young. Give us time, and it was a field a mile away." A Valkyrie and Nikolai Wroth pg 322

As they walked the drive, he said, "Hold my hand.""Big vampire scared the wittle Valkyrie will get away?"He turned to her with his brows drawn. "I just want to hold your hand.

You smell like honeysuckle. You likin' ole Jack now?""I never stopped liking you. Even when you were warding me away with the power of Catholicism.

This mountain of a man was learning that his considerable might- which he'd clearly relied on for everything- was futile with her.

I like myself. Other than some late blooming magickal powers and some sealed legal records, I think I'm pretty fucking nifty.-Mariketa

Regin slapped her knees. “Oh, my gods, look at him running like his life depended on catching us.” She slid open the door. “Is this straight outta Platoon, or what? Willem!” she cried, holding out one hand. “Run, Willem!” Then she choked on her laughter.

Are you calling about the ad?""Ad?""For the gently used Bentley for sale. It has zero miles!"Well, that explained the backward driving.Macrieve & Nix