15 Quotes by Kris Michaels

Drake chimed in, “No, Mortimer or Horatio—something long suffering and filled with angst.” “Mortimer? Horatio? What the hell is angst? What kind of word is that? Dude, have you been reading a thesaurus again? What did I tell you about using words you can’t understand?

I’m not twisted! I’m just… strategically bent in several places.

Stop calling him a pretty boy.” “What would you rather me call him? Sexy? Your boy-toy? Love interest? Snuggle Bunny? I could go on for days.

Whatever it takes.” “As long as it takes.” Ani automatically finished the words he’d lived his life by for the last ten years.

She was a heart of gold wrapped in a bundle of nerves and served on a plate of ADD.

Lord, the woman could nag a dead horse into walking ten miles.

I’m giving you to him today, baby girl. But I don’t do it lightly. You’ve had my heart since the day you were born.

My mom once told me life isn’t about the millions of breaths you take. It’s about the individual moments that take your breath away.

I’m not crazy! Guardian has me tested! Once a year!