162 Quotes by Kristan Higgins

I knock cheerfully on the super’s door – shave-and-a-haircut, two-bits!

Elle complimented me on my weight loss and asked me which diet I was on. Acid stomach, I wanted to say. You should try it. I can introduce your husband to Emmanuelle if you want.

You wonder how much abuse you can take and still love someone. You wonder how long they can treat you like nothing but still want them back. You wonder how many years it will take to forget how things used to be, how long you’ll burn yourself with that tiny ember of hope before the deluge of their neglect drowns it.

And because he loved her, it wouldn’t matter that she wasn’t twenty-two or thirty or forty anymore. In his eyes she was truly the most beautiful woman in the world. The thought brought tears to Parker’s eyes. A sucker for love indeed.

I’m Jenny Tate. Robert Tate’s daughter. Great. I’d sound like an idiot. My name is Inigo Montoya, and you slept with my father.

Are you alright?” Jonathan stood before me, also soaked, though his hair looked quite... well, Darcy-esque; there was really no other word for it. Colin Firth and Jane Austen had ruined us chicks for other men, let’s face it.

Hell is not other people. Hell is the DMV.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, what level of schooling you’ve had or where you live – stalking is innate to the female psyche. We’ve all been there.

But why did you upgrade me?” “Because you’re not a skinny dwarf.” “Is that an insult?” “Is it? Would you like to be a skinny dwarf? Because even though you’re acting like Grumpy –.