39 Quotes by Kristen Johnston

In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.

May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman’s body, wouldn’t you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?

When you’re that tall, people talk about it all the time.

I don’t consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.

Go ahead, say whatever you want about me, because you could never come close to what I’ve said about myself.

In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it’s fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.

I’m a strong person, but I’d never resort to violence.

I think that there are many different ways of getting and staying sober. Like religion, I just don’t think that one way is the only way.

I’d so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.