92 Quotes by Kristen Schaal

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I love the idea that I have the power to look for the projects I can put myself into, but I'm still at that level of just being happy to have a job.

Animals in general have sparked a weird depression in me, because as much as I tried, I couldn't layer a personality over them. You know what I mean? I would stare at the cows, and I would sing to the cows, and they would always just look at me blankly.

Sometimes I try to sell shows with a female lead to networks, and that isn't something that's been a proven formula for them, so they reject it. I do feel like men get the funniest roles in movies.

I loved 'Burning Love,' and I really do love almost everything Paul Scheer touches.

I thought I would either be an epidemiologist or a 'Price Is Right' model.

I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.

I definitely had a Paul Rudd crush. He's great.

I don't enjoy reality television at all. I have to say that I get it, though. I watch some of it, and I understand why people enjoy it.