1,579 Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages – they haven’t ended yet.

Still and all, why bother? Here’s my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.

The computer revolution has allowed white-collar criminals to do what the Mob would have loved to do – put a pawnshop and a loan shark in every home!

Don’t worry about your father. He’s a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie.

I found me a place where I can do good without doing any harm, and I can see I’m doing good, and them I’m doing good for know I’m doing it, and they love me, Unk, as best they can. I found me a home.

Well here you are, there it is, THIS is what it’s all about.

If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, ‘Kurt is up in heaven now.’ That’s my favorite joke.

I am a very bad scientist. I will do anything to make a human being feel better, even if it’s unscientific. No scientist worthy of the name could say such a thing.

There is no peace, I’m sorry to say. We find it. We lose it. We find it again. We lose it again.