1,579 Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.

I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for – to find out how much a man could take without breaking.

I wish you’d help me look into a more interesting problem – namely, my sanity.

I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that’s not saying much.

It’s a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.

Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo.

And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.

If you can’t write clearly, you probably don’t think nearly as well as you think you do.

There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.