1,579 Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

Fuller's cigar in the night was a beacon warning carefree, frivolous people away. It was plainly a cigar smoked in anger.

Son—they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall through the hole in a privy and come out smelling like a rose.

The big show is inside my head.

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.