32 Quotes by Kyle Smith

The great thing about this is that it's not just about the U.S. anymore. We have got everybody involved.

The league was organized for specific reasons. Four years ago, we felt like there was a real gap between business and local government.

The characters are so flat and the dialogue so dull you expect it to be one of those movies whose existence is justified by a big final twist. But it’s three days after the screening, and still no twist. Maybe it’s coming in the mail?

The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They’re celluloid Bon Jovi.

The good news is that The Hangover Part III isn’t a rerun like the second episode. The bad news is everything else. For all the promise of mayhem and WTF moments, the final episode hits you with all the force of a warm can of O’Doul’s.