447 Quotes by L.J. Shen

Turn around and look at me, goddammit. Then you’d see I’d rather see my balls eaten by a tiger than watch you go out with someone who isn’t me

For some reason, West St. Claire wasn’t very happy he’d been born, and knowing that nearly undid my soul, breaking it to pieces.

I’d looked at postcollege Amber like a new,shiny, limited-edition car. She’d raised my stock and seemed like a good addition to my life at the time. I looked at Madison like she was a piñata full of surprises and 0rgasms I wanted to burst. With my dick-shaped bat.

Prichard's got too much to lose. He can't touch us.''Can anyone?' Penn wonders aloud, just as Trent's door opens from the other side. Dean whistles for him to get outside, swinging my baseball bat and parking it over his shoulder.'Maybe God,' I answer curtly.'Even that's debatable.' Dean snickers.

For a fraction of a second, we were together, and it had felt divine. Not nice. Not safe. Not taken for granted. It was short and beautiful and painfully memorable. Like the tree I was obsessed with.

I wanted to pull Becky’s, Berta’s, and Mom’s guts out of their a-holes and make trendy scarves out of them.

Love. Four letters can't cover what I feel for Daria Followhill. They seem too trivial, too small, too overused.

It started with a lemonadeAnd ended with my heartThis, my pretty reckless rival, is how ourscrewed-up story starts

What would you have asked of me if I took the sea glass?''To save me all your firsts,