447 Quotes by L.J. Shen

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    Gail shoves a box of condoms to my chest. "Use them. My boss is an asshole, and I don't need more of him in this world.

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    I'd cut a bitch for a steamy booty call right about now. Do him, Blaire. Do him for the both of us. I hear twins sometimes have a physical connection that allows them to feel the pain and pleasure of their sibling. Have a chain orgasm and teleport it to me, okay?

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    These two had the sexual chemistry of a tampon and a ketchup stain together. I couldn’t fathom how she didn’t see it. Madison was fire, and Ethan was . . . what the fuck was he, anyway?Not water. Not earth. He was a shadow. A by-product of something else.

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    I had bags under my eyes from working nonstop and my hair needed a cut two months ago, straddling the line between a tousled mane and an almost man-bun. Not that I would ever collect my hair in an elastic. That was almost as unacceptable as making country music.

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    I'd been trying to get high off of bath salts unsuccessfully for twenty minutes when Lucas walked in and shut the door behind him.Yeah, I was using again. Or at least trying. Shit, I wasn't even good at being a drug addict. How embarrassing was that?"Don't even think about it." I sniffed, trying to light up the little rocks of salt. How the fuck could you get high on them? I needed new mates. New, young, loser mates who'd teach me how to get high on pathetic things.

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    Congrats, Alex. I loved your 'Back to Life' tour! My personal favorite." Bella kisses my cheek again. Now I smile my I-heard-your-music-and-I'm-not-sure-whether-to-take-that-as-a-compliment smirk, then turn back to the mic.

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    I hope she has an STD. I hope she has all the STDs known to man, and a few new ones she'd created all on her own.

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