91 Quotes by Larry Correia

Wait a second, is a snooty book critic actually admitting to judging books by their covers?

I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they’re on fire.

Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery.

Everywhere he went now there were laws stacked on top of other laws until there was a mountain of laws ready to collapse in a giant avalanche of meddling.

On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window.

I folded the restraining order into a paper airplane and sailed it over to Julie without even interrupting my narrative. She caught, unfolded, and read it while mouthing something that looked suspiciously like ducking mother truckers, but I’m not very good at lip reading.

Fish and Wildlife wants to fine us for killing a giant mutant Tennessee River catfish because it was endangered. Sure it had just crawled up on land and eaten some teenagers, but it was still an endangered species.

Running is something that skinny people do so they can brag about it to those of us who come in adult sizes.

When you’re getting chased by a zombie bear, I guess you don’t need to be faster than the bear, just faster than your friends. I briefly contemplated shooting Grant in the leg.