91 Quotes by Larry Correia

Rule number one of a gunfight, bring a gun. Rule number two of a gunfight, bring friends with guns.” “Friends.

It is hard to sleep when roaches keep skittering across your body. My understanding is that since roaches can’t shift into reverse, if one of them crawls into your ear canal it can get really nasty and potentially kill you. Sleep on that.

She wore glasses, and I was a sucker for a girl in corrective eyewear. Since I was ugly it was probably some sort of subconscious reaction in the hope that I might have a chance with a cute girl who couldn’t see very.

Jake Sullivan: “FDR can go to hell. I’m a man. Not a type, not a number, and sure as hell not something that can be summed up as a logo to wear on my sleeve. A man. And I ain’t registering nothing.

Dispensing indiscriminate justice and the righteous smell of gunpowder.

What is it with these people who want to reason with monsters? Morons.” “I blame it on Twilight.” In real life, vampires only sparkle when they’re on fire.

He must seek his life in a spirit of furious indifference to it; he must desire life like water and yet drink death like wine.

The more annoyed Earl was, the more southern he sounded, and right about then, he sounded like he was ready to fry up some catfish and watch some NASCAR.

Our tax dollars had equipped Agent Franks with the SUV from Hell.