335 Quotes by Larry Wall

To ordinary folks, conversion is not always automatic. It's something that may or may not require explicit assistance. See Billy Graham.

The court finds everyone to be in contempt (including himself:;:-), and orders everyone sentenced to five years hard labor. (Working on Perl, of course.

Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.

I'm a great believer in visual distinctions.

It should be illegal to yell 'Y2K' in a crowded economy.

If you want your program to be readable, consider supplying the argument.

Perl has a long tradition of working around compilers.

Would you trust the linguistic intuitions of someone who has been studying Latin or Greek for three days?