335 Quotes by Larry Wall

Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive.

Even the White House has a press agent.

It's appositival, if it's there. And it doesn't have to be there. And it's really obvious that it's there when it's there.

The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either.

There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.

I won't mention any names, because I don't want to get sun4's into trouble...

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

If you and I always agree, then one of us is redundant.