142 Quotes by Larry the Cable Guy

There’s the old joke, “What’s the difference between country and redneck? Well, that’s three hundred dollars.”

I’m so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain’t affecting my life at all.

I know I don’t want to take the Lord’s name in vain, and I don’t want to drop any F-bombs.

I am called to love my neighbor, which I do. I can disagree with my neighbor about several things, but I’m not going to hate my neighbor. It’s not up to me to hate anybody. It’s not up to me to judge anyone. It’s up to me to be nice, to be kind and to do everything I can to help somebody.

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I’ll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you’re not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

There’s nothing better than a Nebraska summer so I wanted to live there in the summer time and visit my family and go to as many Nebraska games as I could.

I don’t know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say.

I’m always wearing a Nebraska hat. Most of the time I’m wearing something that’s got a Husker something on it. I make sure I have it on TV but I have it regularly.

I’m more of a rodeo type guy.