36 Quotes by Laura Kightlinger

I really detest movies like ‘Indecent Proposal’ and ‘Pretty Woman’ because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that’s such a small part of it.

I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space.

I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don’t know what happened. I just couldn’t do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

I’m still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I’m dead.

Women can really be who they are. I’m about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

We’ve all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'