220 Quotes by Laura Schlessinger

Behavior is a symptom. If you look at it like a problem, you're just going to make a judgment. If you look at like a symptom, you can do something about it.

Don't underestimate how fine you are.

Never use God to hurt yourself.

If you think positively instead of negatively, you'll behave better and you'll feel better.

Never miss an opportunity to look like a nice guy.

Children have no reasonable assumption of privacy while they are minors in their parent's home.

Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget.

Every man knows- you criticize a woman - that's it for sex for the next year.

Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble.