220 Quotes by Laura Schlessinger

Everyone has the right to go on a vacation without kids if they want.

Sometimes guys avoid things they don't know how to do well.

Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex.

Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast.

It's a tough world out there, and women can't afford to be weenies.

There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper?

It doesn't matter what you say [to me] after "even though". I never change my mind. Give it up.

Make believe I'm right.

Unless I have hallucinated, I have never made an anti-gay commentary, I have made anti-gay-activist-agenda commentaries.