220 Quotes by Laura Schlessinger

Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up?

In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us and then walk away.

People who have "their own issues" often don't stand back and look at the big picture- they're too busy orchestrating their own issues.

If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room.

There's no reason to yell at anybody.

Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy.

If someone has a boy who gets to age 18 without something [a bone] being fractured, that kid has been overly controlled.

There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right.

I'm very fond of food. I get hungry, and I like to eat almost all the time.