220 Quotes by Laura Schlessinger

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

I think I average one good sulk a week.

Would you stop hoping? Hope is just postponed disappointment.

I haven't yelled at anybody today. It's been a slow day.

A lot of people do what we call neurotic things in order to repair their childhood.

We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wored to find a way through it, over it, around it under it.

I know I'm right, and I know you're wrong.

Having a sense of purpose in life is the best way to avoid dispair.

Because it's possible to do, and you have the right to do it, doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.