13 Quotes by Laurel Ulen Curtis
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My palms were sweaty despite the aridity, and my heart beat at an accelerated pace. What if she had been kidnapped? Or momnapped. Fucking napped!
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No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.
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Really, Mom? Boob play isn’t your thing? You didn’t have an urge to motorboat them? I, for one, am shocked.
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About as much business as a cat owner has selling dog food. Or an Olympic swimmer has advertising for downhill ski equipment. Or a nun writing hard core erotica.Abso-fucking-none.
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